Monday 14 February 2011

COMING SOON!

NEW DOOMED CASH-IN MUSICALS BASED ON RECENT FILMS


MEET THE FOCKERS
Tony Danza and Lisa Kudrow star as the eponymous
couple in Cameron Mackintosh’s adaptation of the 2004 respectable-box-office-returns movie. Songs include: ‘The Kitty Cat Can-Can!’ and ‘Proud To Be Different’.

WHAT WOMEN WANT
Brian Conley and Sarah Lancashire star in Cameron Mackintosh’s adaptation of the 2000 always-on-the-telly-for-some-reason Mel Gibson rare comedy outing. Songs include: ‘Screwy Broads’ and ‘Getting In Touch With My Feminine Side’.



HITCH
Gary Wilmot (playing against type) stars in Cameron Mackintosh’s adaptation of the fairly successful 2005 romantic comedy that no-one really remembers – not even Will Smith’s mum. Songs include: ‘Never A One For Me’ and ‘(All Ya Need Is) Confidence’.



AMELIE
Kym Marsh stars in the National Theatre’s through-composed adaptation of Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s delightfully cloying dollop of whimsy in which a couple of fey Neo-Situationists pursue each other round the streets of a seemingly immigrant-free Paris to the strains of an accordion. Songs include: ‘Ahaw Heehaw Heehaw!’ and ‘My Heart Is As Big (as The Arc de Triomphe)’.



AMERICAN PIE 3
Starring Dean Gaffney, Ralf Little, Lisa Scott-Lee and Jaime Winstone, with Russ Abbott as ‘Jim’s Dad’ in Cameron Mackintosh’s adaptation of the 2003 threequel. Songs include: ‘This One’s For Keeps’, ‘Stiffler’s Lament’, and ‘Finally Taking Her Up The Aisle.’

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